Curse

Kaly Mason · Mar 15, 2006, 08:44 PM // 20:44

HD Crash:
3.5 energy
Unknown recharge time

When skill is used, all Hard Drives on your computer crash and corrupt and can not be fixed until you either replace the drives or spend hours upon hours talking to tech support that doesnt know jack about what is wrong or can not even speak English (or whatever language you speak).

Skill can not be interrupted and affects entire party.

Winterclaw · Mar 15, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07

The leeroy jenkins one and Sil's I will annoy you are my favorites.

Here's one:
"I've got a useless skill!"
Shout. The Words "I've got a useless skill!" appears above your head. No other effect. 0 energy cost, recovery 5 secs.

tommarrow · Mar 15, 2006, 11:00 PM // 23:00

Water skill:
Powdered Water
Cost 10+water to activate
2sec recharge
Use to water the local plants

Shout:
I Got Lag
cost 5
1/2 sec+lag time recharge
Increases lag by 2 sec (stackable)

Elena · Mar 15, 2006, 11:39 PM // 23:39

I have blind on me!
5 enrgy
0cast
750 recharge

Shout. The moment this shout is used any class with condition removal is forced to use it on you but you are blinded again for 750 seconds after 5 seconds of non blindness

Haggard · Mar 15, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53

Electric Shield

Every time you are struck by an attack, that attack is blocked, but you take 290-103 lightning damage.

Claire Wolf · Mar 16, 2006, 12:03 AM // 00:03

Spell. "Gaile Gray Nerf Bat!"
Cost: 30 Energy. Energy -12 (recharge)
Recovery Time: 13 Hours.

Spell. A Nerf Bat appears and hits one of the closest party members. Preferably a healer. This will cause them to log out and have the Error = 72 for five hours. The remaining party experiences a nerf to their current builds. The party then starts shouting "Leeroy" and they run into a group of 425 Aatxe. For the next three hours you cannot go through a portal, and will be forced to watch Rurik dance. Ends if energy bar converts to E=mc^2.

sh4ft3d · Mar 16, 2006, 02:43 AM // 02:43

Mending:
While you maintain this enchantment, target ally gains 1-3 health regeneration.
If you are a Paladin, you are imbued with an unnatural sense of Invincibility.
Spiteful Spirit, Empathy, Insidious Parasite, Ineptitude, Clumbsiness, Faintheartedness, and Shadow of Fear are simultaneously cast upon you.

warkst · Mar 16, 2006, 04:36 PM // 16:36

Signet of Death Penalty.
Recharge: upon ressurection. Cast time: instant.
Sacrifice 100% of max life. You gain 15% DP.

warkst · Mar 16, 2006, 04:47 PM // 16:47

I'm exhausted.
Ele Energy storage
Cost: 5nrg- Recharge time: instant- Cast stime: instant
Lose 5 nrg. This skill causes exhaustion.

Alotia Slipfeet · Mar 16, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03

I Will Act Like a Brat!
wars no attribute
shout
causes all w/mo to start showing off how old there char are, what rank they have, how many char they have ascended, how many acounts they have and causes half the team to leave including the wars that started it.

Faer · Mar 16, 2006, 09:14 PM // 21:14

Code:

"I'm Lazy!"
Energy: 0
Cast Time: 0
Recharge Time: Who Cares?

Shout. For the next 8...30 seconds, character preforms "Sit" emote.

warkst · Mar 17, 2006, 03:26 PM // 15:26

"Randomness"
Energy:10
Cast time: instant
Recharge time: infinate

Shout. All your equipped skills get replaced by random skills from other professions.

warkst · Mar 17, 2006, 04:31 PM // 16:31

Burn baby, burn!
Energy: 12.5
Cast Time: 1
Recharge time: 2

Touch Target Ally. Target touched Ally ignites and runs off in a random direction. Target touched Ally can't control his/her character for the next 2...10 MINUTES.

Stalker Haras · Mar 17, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35

Hug Nearest Enemy
Cost: 5 Adrenaline
Cast Time: Instant
Recharge Time: 10 Seconds

When used, your charicter charges at an enemy hugging it. While hugging it, you take x5 the damage from other enemys. Enemy being hugged cannot attack. Lasts for 20 seconds.

warkst · Mar 18, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47

"You can't hit me!"
Cost : 2 adrenaline
Cast Time: Instant
Recharge Time: 30 seconds
Shout.

All allies within your range begin bunnyhopping for 5...21 seconds. The words 'You Can't Hit Me!' appear above their heads. If you're a palladin, you die when the skill ends and the words '

but but, I'm invincible..' will appear above your corps. When the skill ends, all party members get frozen and have a -100% chance of dodging attack (200% on getting hit. The gods target you.)

warkst · Mar 18, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52

Don't pick on me.
Stance
Cost: 4 adrenaline
Recharge Time: 10 seconds

If you enter this stance, you have 99.9% chance of blocking all spells casted on you. If you block a spell this way, all other party members get affected by it.

warkst · Mar 18, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15

I'm wobbly
Stance
Cost: 10 nrg
Rech Time: 60 secs
Cast Time: instant

When you enter this stance, you get hit by a meteor, knocking you down. You don't get any damage. You will get knocked down again if: you move, attack, cast, type. This skill ends if you close down GW.

I'm drunk
Stance
Cost: 10 nrg
Rech Time: 60 secs
Cast Time: instant

When you enter this stance, for the next 60 seconds, you gain 100% chance of missing with attacks. All skills you cast fail or get interrupted.

Elena · Mar 18, 2006, 09:20 PM // 21:20

Cookies!

10 energy

90 sec recharge

Shout. You give everyone on the map a cookie wich they start eating aslong as theyre eating they can't do anything for 10 seconds.

Poison Cookie's

15 energy

90 sec recharge

Preperation. If in the next 90 seconds you shout cookie's 1/4th of them will be poisoned 50% chance to eat one youreself if you eat one youreself you will die all other poisoned cookie's are removed

Bane of Austere Necrosis · Mar 19, 2006, 02:30 AM // 02:30

Signet of Humilation

Lose all enchantments. For the next 6...60 seconds you cannot be the target of spells or abilties of your allies. If in the next 6...60 seconds if you are the target of a spell of ability of a foe, you become poisoned, bleeding, cripple, dazed, blind, and weaked, and gain 1...99 health degeneration. If you die while under the effects of Signet of Humiliation, all party members suffer from bleeding, poison, weakness, daze, cripple, and spam "OmG HaCkoRzZ!1!1!" for the next 2...12 minutes and all foes suffer from ROFL Newbcakelet Syndrome, or RNS for short, meaning they roll uncontrolbly on the ground for the duration of your parties effects.

I expect this in factions from anet

-Bane-

Willow Kea · Apr 16, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03

signet of no hp
after casting spell u have 1 hp but 1000 energy
this skill takes 30 seconds to recharge in that time u still have 1 hp even with +hp spells on u